That title is 🔥—it’s punchy, poetic, and perfectly captures the spirit of Kapow Berries.
Zelle Me, Don’t Tell Me: The Underground Rise of Kapow Berries
From whispered sesh tables to terpene-rich boutique jars, Kapow Berries built a brand on flavor, not fame.
Before the jars hit shelves. Before the terpene charts. Before the word “compliance” ever entered the chat—Kapow Berries was just a name passed in encrypted group texts and late-night sesh circles. No lineage. No lab reports. Just purple-dusted nugs and a simple code: Zelle me, don’t tell me.
